givemearmstopraywith:

you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup

(via thankyoufive)

macklesufficient:

guide 4 teens

  • tell the cops nothing
  • tell the paramedics everything
  • ur eyebrows are fine

(via orions-bow)

femmepaths:

diagnosed with woman in her twenties disease

(via falloutby)

elytrians:

staring into the bathroom mirror gripping the sink and telling myself “you are not uniquely horrible you are literally just some guy”

(via parasolids)

ponyboyfaceshopping:

I like that when Gerard has appeared post-Shrine Reunion show it’s been on a FaceTime with Bob The Drag Queen and to announce one of the characters from your comic’s tv show adaption is a different gender now. a wizard only summonable by the lgbt community 

(via ouijaway)

lizzibennet:

waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds

(via rossettes)

thesmilesessions:

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

(via oviids)

hcnnibal:

u dont like grilla ? 🦍? ough ough?

(via carrielfisher)

nastywizard:

oniongarlic:

nastywizard:

mountain dew malice 

in my mountain dew chalice

sipping like a king in my mountain dew palace

(via rainmonarch)

evilnicegirl:

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

(via dashof-formaldehyde)

snakeeatery:

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that’s what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it