you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup
(via thankyoufive)
guide 4 teens
- tell the cops nothing
- tell the paramedics everything
- ur eyebrows are fine
(via orions-bow)
staring into the bathroom mirror gripping the sink and telling myself “you are not uniquely horrible you are literally just some guy”
(via parasolids)
I like that when Gerard has appeared post-Shrine Reunion show it’s been on a FaceTime with Bob The Drag Queen and to announce one of the characters from your comic’s tv show adaption is a different gender now. a wizard only summonable by the lgbt community
(via ouijaway)
waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds
(via rossettes)
mountain dew malice
in my mountain dew chalice
sipping like a king in my mountain dew palace
(via rainmonarch)
what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy
(via dashof-formaldehyde)
i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that’s what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it


